Quick Hits

Still crazy busy at work - all good stuff though. However, had two quick and funny posts......

Crisis Averted!

My VCR died the other night. Not that I use it that much, but my cable somehow was running through it, so, when it died, I had to take everything apart and rewire it so I could actually watch TV. No easy task for me as hooking up this type of stuff is not an area of expertise. Whatever the case, the little $99 VCR I bought back in 2000 up and died on me. The worst part - my favorite porn tape was inside it!

Try as I might, I could not power it back up in order to eject the tape. So, I had to get serious. Yes, I was reduced to prying off the cover off the whole VCR and plucking my precious porn from the inside of the machine.

A gay man and his porn......

Ginormous!

At the gym this morning and overheard the following hilarious conversation between two Newport Beach housewives. Just to give you a little additional color, Newport Beach is one of the priciest zip codes in the US and many of the folks there can be a tad annoying. These two gals are always at the gym when I am there, "working out" with their personal trainer and gossiping like crazy.

Housewife 1 - Have you seen the recent pictures of Janet Jackson?
Housewife 2 - No - why?
Housewife 1 - She is ginormous! (heavy emphasis on the word ginormous)
Housewife 2 - No way!
Housewife 1 - If she had a wardrobe malfunction now, I would barf.

I could not help but chuckle.